As long as we are on the subject of cancer…
Peta has been replaced as the most pusillanimous, ineffectual stunt activist group (especially after that elephant video): May we introduce you to a group calling itself the Cancer Project. Its target? Hot dogs.
CP filed a lawsuit in New Jersey against hot dog manufacturers Oscar Mayer, Sara Lee, Nathan’s Famous, Hebrew National and Sabrett. The only explanation must be that these people are emotionally stunted and this is a desperate plea fro attention. They obviously hate their fathers.
As evidence the CP cite the ingloriously fuck-you-studied study from the American Institute for Cancer Research that concluded regular consumption of processed meat can increase the risk of certain forms of cancer. They are asking for warning labels to s to be place don hot dogs like those that are affixed to boxes of cigarettes. They should all be force fed until they explode, along with the Påté Police.
