Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
Yeah, we know. But given the current mounting hysteria in New York over the snowpocalypse we couldn’t help ourselves. We are wondering which will hit first? The snow emergency or the opening of the Meatball Shop on Stanton on the LES tonight.
Let’s look the numbers, shall we?
The Meatball Shop is planning to open it’s doors at 5 p.m. offering four “naked balls” for $7 (you’d have thought they’d go with two), meatball sliders for $3, or a hero for $9. Ball choices include beef, spicy pork, chicken, salmon, and vegetable.
NOAA gives this insanely detailed account of every weather ill that can possible befall the metropolis. It indicates snowfall will not be significant until after 9 p.m. and the 20–25 mph gusts of winds don’t come until tomorrow. So you’re probably fine. Just fill yourself with plenty of meatballs. They’ll weigh you down when the wind hits.
