Expense-a-Steak: Eat Meat, Defraud Your Company
Manhattan meat temple Maloney & Porcelli has devised an ingenious recession-proof way to continue eating white-tablecloth lunches on your company, while your company will merely believe you’re just buying glue sticks. Type the cost of your lunch into their Expense-a-Steak generator and the site will pull receipts from innocuous spots like Staples and taxi cabs that add up to the cost of your lunch and compile them into an easy to print PDF. This is the kind of meat innovation we like to see.

