Full Meat-al Jacket (and pants, and bow tie)
An alert reader who has been to some very dark places (because the All Occasion Bacon Tuxedo is clearly something one picks up in a Vietnamese brothel) sends in this treat for those of you into meat pants or meat jackets, this is the whole shebang: a full meat suit.
The coup de grace is, of course, the bacon bow tie.
Granted it’s just bacon print, but the package does promise a bonus bacon scent. And you know what that does to the ladies, right? Just look at that call girl in the background — she is about to devour our man on that stone cemetery bench where he lounges, and they’ll writhe together draped in that velour curtain all night long.
