Get a shave, hamburger.
Who wants to eat a sweaty, unshaven, middle-age burger? The folks at Dixie think this is either a) funny, b) a convincing argument for paper plates or c) that have sold enough and want to save the environment. The hamburger starts talking, addressing bulk restaurant buyers in this B2B ad launching at the National Restaurant Trade Show in Chicago this weekend, after a diner takes a bite of it. Which just seems sort of gross. And during Burger Month, too.
