Haiku for ‘cue

Sharpen your Zen pencils, readers. Serious Eats is giving away passes the the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party for the best haiku. Most people seem to be under the mistaken impression that the only criteria for a haiku is the old 5, 7, 5 pattern, but traditional Japanese haiku are also supposed to meditate on the natural world. Not exactly New Yorkers’ strong suit (especially judging by the entries filling the comments section thus far).
And the prize tickets are no ordinary ones, oh no. They are Fast Passes, which gets you in the express line. You get the chance to gorge on pork and gloat at suckers waiting in long lines at the same time.
I had a longing
but ribs would be all gone soon
only sauce stains remain

Comments (2)
JC added these pithy words on Mar 25 09 at 6:12 pmripe for the taking
suckers watch while I eat more
fast pass, you got sauce
FF added these pithy words on Mar 28 09 at 1:28 pmI love Barbecue
fat fucks love barbecue too
spice rub and grape drink









