McNugget Lovers Club Orgy

How fucked up is the world? If Keith Sweat crooning for McNuggets and sounding as if he is going to make sweet, sweet love to them is any indication, the answer is extremely. You probably know full well how we feel about any supposed meat product that’s pressed, processed and packaged. Well, it goes double when washed up R&B stars are sexifiying the bite-size wads of compressed poultry parts. We’re not lying. Sweat whispers to the McNuggets that it’s their 25th anniversary and that he still dreams of them every night. Listen closely and you can hear him sliding across the satin sheets with dipping sauce all over his face.

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