Pizza Is Not A Vegetable: Sign The Petition
The DNC is leading a very simple initiative. It’s calling on the American people to sign a petition addressed to the House telling them that pizza is not a vegetable. Yes, they are doing it to be dicks, in the same way that Republicans passed a resolution reaffirming “In God We Trust” as out national motto after President Obama stated E Pluribus Unum was the motto — just to be dicks.
This is stems, of course, from the passage of a school lunch bill in the House that had a provision reaffirming that a slice of pizza with two tablespoons of tomato paste on it would count as a serving of a vegetable. Obama signed the bill, but Dems are not having it.
We all know that tomatoes are a fruit, and so, pizza should obviously be considered a fruit. And what about a Hawaiian pizza? Well that’s two servings of fruit. And also a serving of vegetables if we get our way and meat is considered salad.
Anyhow, the DNC’s approach is considerably more sober than ours. The petition reads:
Dear House Republicans,
Pizza is not a vegetable.
Sincerely,
America
Sign it here.
