What do you get the butcher who has everthing?
Dear Reader,
We apologize. We let you down. We admit it.
The Gold Coast Mail, a paper in Australia, ran a contest whereby willing ladies could win a date with a dashing young butcher — apparently with a giant loin, judging by the subtle photo used to promote the campaign (now we see why GofAG‘s Rachelle likes Aussies so much)– and we did not alert you in time to apply. Yes, ladies, applications for “The Butcher Wants a Wife” have closed.
We’re sorry.
