When the going gets weird, the weird put on beef jerky underpants.
The wearing meat department just got a little bit weirder. Sure the meat coat guy was sort of hoot, but he looked like he was involved in some sort of bizarre Christian Fundamentalist healing ritual. So-called Brief Jerky are underpants (bedazzled no less) that are meant to arouse the, er, senses of an amorous carnivore.
They are not for the faint of heart or, at &139, the faint of wallet. Actually, we don’t know who they are for, but we do get an inordinate amount of hits from people searching for “wearing meat,” so maybe there are things people do in private that we don’t want to know about.
And as if further proof were needed that these panties bring out the very, very strangest in the already extremely odd, Ted Nugent sent the company the above inscribed record sleeve as thanks for a pair of the briefs, signing off with “Can’t wait to see how they taste.”
