Why Isn’t He Wearing Any Pants?

Okay, the leggy meat hooks on America’s Next Top Model covered in top-round is one thing, but this guy’s amazing Technicolor beef-coat just turns our stomachs. He’s also Dlisted’s caption contest for today. The front-runner thus far: “Can you believe it? This guy actually knocked Paris out of the Guiness Book for most disgusting meat curtains in the world.” The main debate among commenters seems to be whether or not this is a PETA stunt. And the targeted Blogads don’t lie. Though we’ll take any excuse to admire the shapely derrière of Ms. Eva Mendes.
All of Eva, after the jump.










