You Asked for It
Oscar Mayer‘s new ad in Newsweek calls its sandwich “Blogworthy.” If that just means inviting ridicule, then they may have a point. Okay, guys, here is your post (please add it to your list of social media hits):
Oscar Mayer’s Deli Creations Flatbread sandwiches are an abomination — the sort of thing that should never happen to meat. Sure, they are convenient (and only 350 calories, so we are to believe that this processed shit is healthy), but the plastic hunks of pre-digested poultry with the painted-on grill marks are enough to turn your stomach. Even in the picture in the “Blogworthy” ad, with imitation cheese product congealing on the chicken turds, the sandwich looks unappetizing.
Dear marketing geniuses: Working like a charm, isn’t it? Next time please specify what exactly is worthy of blogging about and we’ll try to accommodate you.
